It's the "ask teddy" thread

[PBR]

KGB mania is sweeping the nation, and we are so proud that teddy calls the rubber room his home. Because of his vast knowledge on any subject, this thread will be a sevice available exclusively to RR members. Feel free to ask teddy a question on any topic...and then sit back and marvel at his insight.

I'll start...Teddy, I'm down my entire savings and I've stolen my neighbor's money and lost that too. My bookie expects payment tomorrow, but I don't have it. I'm thinking about "offing" myself, to put my family and everyone that knows me out of their misery.

What's the coolest way to do this ?
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[Jack Herer]

Teddy, how many times a day do you think PBR dreams about sucking cock?

 

[NES]

Teddy, how many times a day do you think Jack Herer dreams about PBR dreaming about sucking cock?

 

[PBR]

Teddy, suppose I'm walking down the sidewalk and I see Jack Herer coming straight at me on the same side. Do I:

1) ignore him and walk past him
2) look for a cop and holler "queeeeeeeeeeeeeen"
3) let him toss my salad

 

[pubguy]

Teddy, Is "Seriously, this shit has to stop." the new "Keep the continue"?

 

[Jack Herer]

Teddy, out of you, NES and PBR, who wears crocs?

 

[whalewager]

Teddy...Have you ever seen a gambler win more money than GJ?

Teddy...Have you ever picked a winner?

 

[PBR]

Teddy, out of you, NES and PBR, who wears crocs?

Listen you bastard...calling me a cocksucker is one thing, but now crocs?

Seriously, this shit has to stop.

 

[pubguy]

GJ, nice call on the fight last night.

seriously, this.......

 

[Teddykgb]

Teddy, suppose I'm walking down the sidewalk and I see Jack Herer coming straight at me on the same side. Do I:

1) ignore him and walk past him
2) look for a cop and holler "queeeeeeeeeeeeeen"
3) let him toss my salad

#3 first followed by #2

 

[Teddykgb]

Teddy...Have you ever seen a gambler win more money than GJ?

Teddy...Have you ever picked a winner?

Funny thing is after I posted that I lost $200 in bj @ bj I went back in and won it back only to wait 5min go back in and lose $300 than with my last $80 I bet pacman +450 win by decision 80-360.......im the worst.......dont know if your the best but i'll start looking.

 

[whalewager]

GJ, nice call on the fight last night.

seriously, this.......

np pubguy...I love boxing and mma...

I watch almost every big fight...still havent made it to one yet

 

[Teddykgb]

KGB mania is sweeping the nation, and we are so proud that teddy calls the rubber room his home. Because of his vast knowledge on any subject, this thread will be a sevice available exclusively to RR members. Feel free to ask teddy a question on any topic...and then sit back and marvel at his insight.

I'll start...Teddy, I'm down my entire savings and I've stolen my neighbor's money and lost that too. My bookie expects payment tomorrow, but I don't have it. I'm thinking about "offing" myself, to put my family and everyone that knows me out of their misery.

What's the coolest way to do this ?
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I've been there if you sub neighbor with mom and it's real easy......tell bookie that you've paid him alot in the past and you just dont have it but you'll get it to him asap than start betting again like it never happened

as far as mom goes just ask her to pull out a loan for you and go out and do side jobs and put that money offshore and lose it in bj@bj mom will understand you were just trying to get it back.

 

[MikeB]

Teddy, does "Seriously, this shit has to stop." really mean that Jacks Mom reads this stuff and is really wondering when Jack is going to come out of the closet?

 

[Inactiongirl]

Teddy. Where is my left gray pump? I've looked everywhere.

 

[Teddykgb]

Teddy. Where is my left gray pump? I've looked everywhere.

have you tried between your legs?????? its the last place I left it.

 

[PBR]

Teddy, I love jalapenos but every time I eat them I have to wipe my ass with ice cream the next day. Any suggestions?

 

[pubguy]

np pubguy...I love boxing and mma...

I watch almost every big fight...still havent made it to one yet

When Jack tries to kill me at the Spring Bash you can have front row seats.

:lolBIG:

 

[pubguy]

Teddy, Is Florida gonna cover in the NC game?

 

[MikeB]

Teddy, could you tell me who you like in a couple of basketball games tonight? (NBA)